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Thursday, September 24, 2009
(As emailed by wipiwi73@yahoo.com)
Samy Vellu on the speed of Pos Laju's delivery system:-
"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)
At a TV interview, when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:
`Kemaluan saya besar'
Samy said in a ceramah:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini."
One pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied,
"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
Samy's favorite quote on national television:
"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
During the water crisis:
"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"
Regarding social problems:
"..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."
At a blood donation campaign in Sungei Siput:
"...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
At an opening ceremony:
"Tuan tuan dan puan puan, saudara mara, sesudah semua orang makan kenyang, sekarang kita mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain"
Commenting about his modesty:
"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.
PLUS Highway = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.". Upon opening ceremony for nursing training center
"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."
Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar,
"Kita rasa bersyukur kerana angkawasan kita yang telah MENINGGAL DUNIA selama 10 hari telah selamat DIKEBUMI."
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Samy Vellu and his Stamps
When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.
He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
Sammy Vellu and his old boss, Mahathir
General Musharaf, Samy Vellu, Mahathir and Gloria Arroyo are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Samy Vellu is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Musharraf is thinking: "These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Samy must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Arroyo is thinking: "Samy must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped."
Samy is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Mahathir is simply thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Samy again."
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.
Samy: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…."
Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana ?
Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……
P/S Just to share, no offence... no harm one ma ... right or not? hehehehe
Posted at 12:42 pm by Dillema
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'
'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.
'You'll really love my place.
'The grass is almost a foot high'
Posted at 12:38 pm by Dillema
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Message: can any message be more touching than this?
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2
persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the
following weeks..
DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared
and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..
DAY 14:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The
fortune teller said: 'My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily.' Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something.
DAY 28:
They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.
DAY 29:
11:37 pm
Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel: Wait for me...
20 minutes later... a stranger approached Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital
.
11:57pm
The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.
Jasmine read the letter which says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my
life. I love you, Jasmine...
Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..
'Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...
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Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...
Don't regret it later.
Posted at 09:03 am by Dillema
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
YOU THINK ENGLISH IS EASY????
THIS IS GREAT!!! Read all the way to the end................ This took a lot of work to put together!!!
You think English is easy???
Read to the end . . . a new twist
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
| At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
| We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so........it is time to shut UP!
Now it's UP to you what you do with this email.
Posted at 02:32 pm by Dillema
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Sunday, August 23, 2009
There was a blind girl who hatred herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were
mine.'
This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Life Is a Gift
Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.
Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who died too early on this earth.
Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still
around.
Posted at 09:28 pm by Dillema
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Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai.
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese
Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea."
Posted at 09:22 pm by Dillema
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FROM THE HEART OF A MUSLIM - TAWFIK HAMID
From the heart of a Muslim - Tawfik HamidI was born a Muslim
and lived all my life as a follower of Islam. After the barbaric
terrorist attacks done by the hands of my fellow Muslims everywhere on
this globe, and after the too many violent acts by Islamists in many
parts of the world, I feel responsible as a Muslim and as a human
being, to speak out and tell the truth to protect the world and Muslims
as well from a coming catastrophe and war of civilizations.
I
have to admit that our current Islamic teaching creates violence and
hatred toward Non-Muslims. We Muslims are the ones who need to change.
Until now we have accepted polygamy, the beating of women by men, and
killing those who convert from Islam to other religions.
We have
never had a clear and strong stand against the concept of slavery or
wars, to spread our religion and to subjugate others to Islam and force
them to pay a humiliating tax called Jizia. We ask others to respect
our religion while all the time we curse non-Muslims loudly (in Arabic)
in our Friday prayers in the Mosques.
What message do we convey to
our children when we call the Jews "Descendants of the pigs and
monkeys"…. Is this a message of love and peace, or a message of hate? I have been into churches and
synagogues where they were praying for Muslims. While all the time we
curse them, and teach our generations to call them infidels, and to
hate them.
We immediately jump in a 'knee jerk reflex' to defend
Prophet Mohammed when someone accuses him of being a pedophile while,
at the same time, we are proud with the story in our Islamic books,
that he married a young girl seven years old (Aisha) when he was above
50 years old. I am sad to say that many, if not most of us, rejoiced in happiness after September 11th and after many other terror attacks.
Muslims
denounce these attacks to look good in front of the media, but we
condone the Islamic terrorists and sympathise with their cause. Till
now our 'reputable' top religious authorities have never issued a Fatwa
or religious statement to proclaim Bin Laden as an apostate, while an
author, like Rushdie, was declared an apostate who should be killed
according to Islamic Shariia law just for writing a book criticizing
Islam.
Muslims
demonstrated to get more religious rights as we did in France to stop
the ban on the Hejab (Head Scarf), while we did not demonstrate with
such passion and in such numbers against the terrorist murders. It
is our absolute silence against the terrorists that gives the energy to
these terrorists to continue doing their evil acts. We Muslims need to
stop blaming our problems on others or on the Israeli/Palestinian
conflict. As a matter of honesty, Israel is the only light of
democracy, civilization, and human rights in the whole Middle East.
We
kicked out the Jews with no compensation or mercy from most of the Arab
countries to make them "Jews-Free countries" while Israel accepted more
than a million Arabs to live there, have its nationality, and enjoy
their rights as human beings. In Israel, women can not be beaten
legally by men, and any person can change his/her belief system with no
fear of being killed by the Islamic law of 'Apostasy,' while in our
Islamic world people do not enjoy any of these rights. I agree that the
'Palestinians' suffer, but they suffer because of their corrupt leaders
and not because of Israel.
It
is not common to see Arabs who live in Israel leaving to live in the
Arab world. On the other hand, we used to see thousands of Palestinians
going to work with happiness in Israel, its 'enemy'. If Israel treats
Arabs badly as some people claim, surely we would have seen the
opposite happening.
We Muslims need to admit our problems and face
them. Only then we can treat them and start a new era to live in
harmony with human mankind. Our religious leaders have to show a clear
and very strong stand against polygamy, pedophilia, slavery, killing
those who convert from Islam to other religions, beating of women by
men, and declaring wars on non-Muslims to spread Islam. Then, and only
then, do we have the right to ask others to respect our religion. The
time has come to stop our hypocrisy and say it openly: 'We Muslims have
to Change'.
P/S : Well, no matter what, selamat berpuasa kepada semua Musliman Muslimat di mana sahaja...
Posted at 09:17 pm by Dillema
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HOW TO START A FIGHT WITH YOUR SPOUSE
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I
want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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After
retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.
The
woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability,
too.'
And then the fight started...
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My
wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,'
I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The
waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible! I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The
husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of wine for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the wine would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
and then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at
3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So
the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his
car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The
wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she
said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started!
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Posted at 09:11 pm by Dillema
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
A WONDERFUL STORY FROM KOREA
Heeah Lee was born with several physical deformities.
She only had two fingers on each hand and her legs ended at her knees.
Her doctors didn't expect her to live, but she did live. At the age of six, she started to play the piano.
At the time, her four fingers were very weak, she couldn't even hold a pencil.
Her mother hoped playing piano would strengthen her grip..
It worked, but more than that, Lee found a calling...
She now tours the world, playing for stunned audiences.
She plays pieces that would be difficult for able-bodied pianists.
You'll love hearing her play.
ThE 4 FINGERS PIANIST
Posted at 04:48 pm by Dillema
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Saturday, August 01, 2009
Seorang gadis berusia 20-an menemui Dr. FAIZUL, seorang doktor pakar jiwa.......
Gadis : "Doktor, saya merasa amat marah pada kekasih saya sehingga saya
memanggilnya lelaki bangsat. Ada kalanya saya rasa dia keterlaluan, dan
ada kalanya pula saya rasa memang patut saya memanggil dia seperti itu...."
Doktor : "Hmm. panggilan itu memang hinaan yg agak melampaui batas
untuk seseorang.. tapi, mungkin kamu punya sebab tersendiri memangilnya
demikian. Ceritakanlah kpd saya agar saya dapat membantu.."
Gadis : "Ya memang ada.. pada satu malam kami berduaan dalam kereta di tepi pantai.Dia pegang tangan saya."
Doktor : "Dia pegang tangan kamu seperti ini?" dr Faizul memberi contoh.
Gadis : "Ya. seperti yg doktor lakukan"
Doktor : "Kalau hanya ini, tidak sepatutnya dia dipanggil bangsat. Itu tandanya dia tidak mau berpisah dgn kamu..."
Gadis : "Kemudian dia merapatkan badannya kepada saya dan memeluk bahu saya......"
Doktor : "Dia lakukan seperti inikah?"
Gadis : "Ya.. seperti inilah dia peluk saya doktor.."
Doktor : "Itu bukan bangsat, itu tandanya dia mau sentiasa berdampingan dgn kamu" kata dr Faizul.
Gadis : "Kemudian dia cium saya."
Doktor : "Dia cium kamu seperti ini ?"
Gadis : "Ya. Ciumannya sama seperti yg doktor lakukan."
Doktor : "Kalau sekadar ciuman seperti ini, masih belum boleh dipanggil
bangsat, itu tandanya dia sayang kamu, kan ?"
Gadis : "Kemudian dia memasukkan tangannya kedalam baju saya & meraba2
saya doktor.."
Doktor : "Dia lakukan seperti ini kah?"
Gadis : "Ya, seperti yg doktor lakukan inilah cara dia
memperlakukannya. ."
Doktor : "Itu bukan bangsat, itu tandanya dia mau membelai diri
kamu.."
Gadis : "Kemudian dia menanggalkan semua pakaian saya satu
persatu.."
Doktor : "Adakah kamu membantah tindakannya? "
Gadis : "Tidak, saya merelakannya sebab saya sayang dia.."
Doktor : "Dia tanggalkan pakaian kamu seperti ini ?"
Gadis : "Ya, sampai saya telanjang bulat seperti ini doktor...."
Doktor : "Itu masih belum layak dipanggil bangsat, kerana dia
sememang ingin mengenali diri kamu sepenuhnya"
Gadis : "Kemudian dia mencumbui saya lalu melakukan hubungan seksual dgn saya ..."
(selepas seketika.... )
Doktor : "Dia lakukan seperti yg kita lakukan tadi kah?"
Gadis : "Ya. Memang itulah yg dia lakukan ketika itu"
Doktor : "hmm, itu juga masih belum boleh dipanggil bangsat. Itu tandanya dia memerlukan kamu kan !"
Gadis : "Tapi kemudian dia memberitahu saya bahawa dia ada HIV positif"
Doktor : "HAH?? DIA..MEMANG ... BANGSAT!!..BANGSAAA TTT!!!!.. LELAKI
BAAANGSAAAAAAAATTTT TT!!!!!!!!.. ....
Posted at 08:34 pm by Dillema
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